I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER FORGET
senior year’s going to be pretty great.
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daily-tumbles: LOL ROFL LMAO LMFAO You have to follow this blog, it’s amazing
peeves-the-poltergeists-sidekick: Harry Potter in 99 Seconds. This is so amazing. SO FUCKING AWESOME Nothing in the world is better than this video. OMG AMAZING!!!! This is my ringtone. ;) AHHH THIS IS JUST SO GOOD!! I get chills at the end! IT’S SO AMAZING!! this was out of control!
The plural for geese.
thenewhotness: “Gooses,” the colorman on the fox baseball broadcast said “That’s the plural for geese, right? Gooses?” I know dry humor. I know deadpan. This dude was neither of these things. “That’s the plural for geese, right? Gooses?” I’ll hear that sentence in my sleep.
wellalright: what if ben and jerry broke up and started independent ice cream companies. only it turned out they really needed each other to compensate for their weaknesses. like ben made really good ice cream, only it was incredibly dull and boring and everyone hated it. and jerry was just a crazy person who made products like, “just a bucket full of gummy worms and jurassic park temporary...