I am absolutely convinced that I will contract...
I’ve had coffee, wine, foie gras, meat, and dessert all day every day for a week now.
I’ve recently fallen in love with country music. And I mean I’ve fallen hard. Suggestions?
my mood: footloose and fancy free
in other words, I’m in Paris with my mother.
If you don't reblog this, then you hate Harry...
trulylovely: Who wouldn’t reblog this? oh harry. you so wise.
thenewhotness: It was the end of 1996 and I was dicking around outside of a church. It was after a cubscout meeting and my dad was the troop leader and was inside talking with some of the other parents about money and trips and stuff that was too boring for me to stick around for, so I went outside. It’s cold… It was June of 2007. I was sitting on my balcony in Paris with 2 family...
I didn't realize how much I cared until now
My life has never not had Harry Potter in it. One of my earliest memories is my dad reading the first Harry Potter to me and my mom and me not wanting him to read it after the first chapter realizing how totally wrong I was. My family has read every single one out loud together. I was sad when we finished the last one, but not heartbroken. When I went to the movies last night, I thought it was...
I wish I believed in God
It would make everything so much easier. Well not everything. Like sins would be a lot tougher. But the hard stuff.
I wish I could get away with having a dog's...
thenewhotness: Just pop my head into a room and be like: “Hey, anybody have snacks for me? Or wanna play a game? Is there a place where I can lay in the sun? WILL YOU SCRATCH MY BACK?! No? Alright then, fuck you guys. I’m out. Also, I kinda have to go to the bathroom, so could someone open this door? Doors aren’t my thing.” This is how I live.
my friends are really funny
it’s weird how easily you get used to that
elephants are the best
Only Best Friends...
justafangirlinside: GREET YOU LIKE: WAVE TO YOU ACROSS THE ROOM LIKE: DO CREEPER THINGS WITH YOU LIKE: DANCE WITH YOU LIKE: CHILL OUT WITH YOU LIKE: EAT WITH YOU LIKE: SING WITH YOU LIKE: BE EMOTIONAL WITH YOU LIKE: AND BE SOMEWHAT LOVING LIKE: every single one of these is true for me except the feelings one. do my friends not have feelings?? awkward
I miss mock trial
don't think about elephants →
wellalright: me: hey which one is republicans? elephants? or donkeys? brother: i think the republicans are elephants. me: are you sure? i think it’s like the opposite of what you’d think it’d be, like you look at a donkey and think it’s democrat, but it’s really republican. brother: no, i’m telling you…
see i think the problem with spies is that they’re... →
wellalright: they stand out too much. if i ran a spy agency i’d only hire really normal looking people. borderline unattractive. not so bad that they’d stick out in your mind, in a “boy, remember that ugly guy from the party? ugh right?
I smell like sunshine
in another life
I could have made a really great pharaoh.